Humor In Religion Prints

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

United Church of OMG

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"This is a beta test, right?"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest