Humor In Hardship Fan Prints

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

"At least my putting has improved."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

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Shoveling Snow

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

'Nurse, we think you might be getting a little too close to the patient.'

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Children and cat crashing on cart

Man selling kneepads to desert crawlers.

'I told you not to kick the vending machine!'

'We thought he was providing calm, thoughtful guidance through the financial crisis. Turns out he was just taking a nap.'

'Then again, it probably wasn't that bad. I do tend to exaggerate.'

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Psychiatrist gag

'Hey, go find your own executive retreat!'

Orville was so close the landing the big accounts.

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

You want a scary Christmas story? I'll tell you how much my rail fare was to get here.

"Your Grandfather's gone to a better place."

' Well..That's the last of our water.'