Humor In Culinary Arts Mugs

Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"States of tofu"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

Lesser known greek gods,

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

A Club Sandwitch.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Deliboys

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"