Humor Herder Mugs

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Where's my horse?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"God, I hate cows."

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."