Humor Coder Prints

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"OMG, LOL!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Hardware and software

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Terms and conditions

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'...we are looking for someone with great interpersonal communication skills.'

Open Source.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

A dog poops an @ symbol.