Humor Champ Prints

"My husband and I have what he calls Olympic sex. . . It only happens once in 4 years."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Play it again, Sam.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Donald Glover

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'