Humidifiers Prints

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

Man using to much bug spray

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Noah's fridge

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Global Warming.

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

Bananas eye the blender

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

Dyson with Death

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'-and of course there's no V.A.T-victuals and things.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Male grooming.

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

'Entertainment Services'

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

'Because I couldn't find the potato masher, that's why!'

'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'