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Man using to much bug spray

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Fumes from furniture

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'