Humble Pie Eater Pillows

"Good news, mom and dad! It took 20 years, but I finally over my 'I know more than you' phase."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I might just get a pie."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Ready...."

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.