Humanities T-Shirts

'At this point, I'm taking it one paradigm at a time.'

English major will work for food.

Humanities Department

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

National Endowment for the Artless.

'Wholesome, upbeat, worthwhile art? — We leave that sort of thing to the private sector.'

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"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

"Do you need art and culture?"

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Good game."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Remote control pirate bully

Gender Equality

At the Museum

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied