Human Nature Satirist Prints

'Misanthropology.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

No-Work Orange

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.