Human Factors Engineer Gifts

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."