Hr Rebel Prints

''Gardening leave' wasn't an option. It didn't really isolate ex-partners from the firms clients.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Do not think outside the box!

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Jungle Taxi

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."