Organizational Rebel Prints

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

Unauthorised Personnel

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Do not think outside the box!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."