Howling Enthusiast Prints

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"I hate open-mike night."

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Ouch! Somebody's voice is changing!

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

A masked man serenading

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Bling Bling.

"Cool bling bro!"

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'What's it this time?'

'He found a dog whistle.'

You just need to be patient, son.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

The Grim Rapper

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.