Howl Enthusiast Prints

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I hate open-mike night."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

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