Housing Department Worker Pillows

'Try not to think of it as a BOX, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Cook and her Maids

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Bathroom Fairy

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

The household cavalry

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."