Housing Coordinator Prints

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Wait a second, Dad...did the three little pigs have a home owner's policy to cover huffing and puffing?'

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Homeless count.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

House hunting is cruel.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"We've townsized."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'