Household Life Prints

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Hungry child

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."