Household Hurdler Mugs

Moving a piano.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Acclaimed mother.

Professional man hurdling

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Runner going through hurdles.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Healthy.

Centaur Sprinter

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Philosophy - who said it has no practical uses

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Window in the Outfield.

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

Enjoying The Garden.

Confusion at the Race

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Monday Hurdle

Jana Pittman

Tightly run track meets.