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"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Fixing the TV.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

Search for Missing Socks

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Pollsters

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Changing the Lightbulb.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

'This is my supply chain.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.