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"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Fixing the TV.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Never marry an engineer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Search for Missing Socks

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Pollsters

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Changing the Lightbulb.

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

'This is my supply chain.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"