Household Chore Humorist Mugs

Dishwasher of the Future

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Well, if you want it hand washed in cold water and hung up to dry, you can jolly well do it yourself!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Kitchen Tetris

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Washing Line Walker

Yard Sale

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Carpet Cows

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

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'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"You rang?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

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