Hourly Workers Pillows

"We are pleased to announce the passage of the new covid relief bill."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Welcome to the United States."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Contractor Ants

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

Speed Limit 235

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'