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'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

"Well, I'll be darned...the world didn't end after all."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Office Park

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Welcome to the United States."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Manual Worker

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

A plunger in an outhouse

Contractor Ants

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

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