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Two couples fighting against the sands of time

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Monday around 9PM.

Stress

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

Clock watcher

Deadlines, Inc.

'So, how long will this take?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Hourglass Dumptruck

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

Father Time Management

Quicksands of time

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

Stop and Smell the Roses

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"