Hound Headaches Prints

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

A cow gynaecologist.

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"