Hound Headaches Pillows

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

A cow gynaecologist.