Hotel Historian Pillows

Biliard Enthusiast

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

Rational explanations

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

The world's oldest braided rug

The devolution of the NHS

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Is that the corporate rate?"

"You should have been more specific when you booked a room with a sea view."