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The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

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'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'I hear they're really good.'

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I brought my lunch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Hot dog warmer

Dogs of war.

'Purpose of visit?'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."