Hot Rods Gifts

A souped up car...

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"River well stocked this year."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Worm Ate The Fish.

"Sorry, I don't work here."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"Can I get you mustard?"

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 31. Have your friends find part of your Hot Wheels collection in your locker.

"Where's the goldfish?"

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

'Cannibal!'

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

'A barefoot fisherman is great! He gives us cover, and we can suck the leeches off his legs!'

A man holding fishing rod with a shoe attached

Hot Dogs. Chili Kraut Cheese. Ernie's so lazy he won't get a hot dog with the "works."