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"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat Reunion

"Yes, one is a dog."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Dogs are men."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

The Inner Dog.

'I hear they're really good.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.