Hot Dog Historian Prints

Day 16: Still have not sold any hot dogs

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Back in 5 minutes!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'I hear they're really good.'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"I brought my lunch."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Hot dog warmer

Dogs of war.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Joe Hundredaire

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."