Hot Dog Aficionado Prints

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.

Wieners & losers

"You can't move out yet! I just got good at cutting up hot dogs...!"

So long hot dogs.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Keep your shirt on, pal. Can't you read? It's only 10:55."

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'We live off the fat in the land.'

Hot Dog Bath

Failed Firsts. Mary Shelley's "Frankfurter."

Menu. I'll have a hot dog to go with everything. One weiner take all!

Who said I had to wear the jersey of my favorite player? Kershaw 22. Hot dog vendor.

The world will end when the hot dogs ... and buns come out even!!

"I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card if you like."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Back in 5 minutes!

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I brought my lunch."

Hot dogs. Sushi.