Hot Chocolate Aficionado T-Shirts

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

"Such a nice change of pace...I bet the kids would love some hot chocolate! But I better hurry...winters don't last long around here!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Bubble gum leaves

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Time is HONEY

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'