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"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

"Such a nice change of pace...I bet the kids would love some hot chocolate! But I better hurry...winters don't last long around here!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Bubble gum leaves

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!