Hospitality Humor Mugs

"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Opening the Barrel

"Valet park only"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

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