Hospitality Buffs T-Shirts

Bed n Breakfast $50/Cot and Croissant $25.

'I sent out for everything.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Bed and Breakfast

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Fast Food Restaurant

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Your ten percent tip.'

The Waiter

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'What a bargain!'

'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...