Hospital Setting Mugs

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'What's holding him up?'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"