Hospital Serenader Pillows

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Romantic Violinist.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Saxophone Player.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Muzak's Top 10

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"This next one's for you, babe."

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Opera Lover

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'