Hospital Serenader Gifts

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Romantic Violinist.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Saxophone Player.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A masked man serenading

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Muzak's Top 10

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

Romance Music

Opera Lover

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."