Hospital Scene Appreciator Pillows

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

Hospital Visit

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Thank You to Vaccinators

Coronavirus

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'It all started when I told him I resented people calling lawyers assholes, because I'm an asshole.'

'This get well card is from the nurses you have been complaining about.'

"We find it calms the patient."

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'Lunch!'

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

'He's always talking about all of his operations.'

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

Boy tricking the nurse