Hospital Life Enjoyer Pillows

"Don't worry it's only natural to be a little nervous before a big operation."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

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"Whoops..."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"According to the chart you've either stabilised or flatlined."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

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Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.