Hospital Jester Prints

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'And this is nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic?'

Patients Chart - Good / Poor / I feel like shit.....

'When he completed his medical history on the new patient form he decided that he was okay.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Do you carry generic placebos?"