Hospital Hygiene Advocate Prints

Nurse standing over difficult patient with syringe with 'tres difficile'.

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Fighting Covid

The Cougher

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Armageddon

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

SAGE mentality

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Vaccine

Budget

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."