Hospital Holidaymaker T-Shirts

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'Very funny!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Mexican Dog

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Beer Belly.

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

Protection from the sun.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Fantastic holiday.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."