Hospital Holidaymaker T-Shirts

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Lounging by the pool

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Very funny!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Sunbathing with your PC.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

Mexican Dog

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Protection from the sun.

Fantastic holiday.