Hospital Hive Pillows

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'Could you stay out of the room for awhile, Nurse? -- Every time you walk in here, his testosterone levels surge.'

Tin Can Operation.

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

Surgery Instructions.

"All our workers are working from home today."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'