Hive Manager Pillows

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"All our workers are working from home today."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

The End of the Worker Bees

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Worker Bee of the Month

Computer Address Book.

Arctic Hothouse

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Wow, you're from Beehive 22! Your Queen features a lot in the gossip magazines..."

Grape vines think alike.

"Oh, this isn't good. . ."

'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'

One suggestion for improved mine safety...

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

'As for me, I've given up on any illusion of ever having children... Look at the odds: There's only one Queen...'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'