Hospital Hallway Hero Mugs

"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."

'That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Dancing Doctor

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

COVID 19

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'