Hospital Billing Specialist T-Shirts

'Try to hold on as long as you can, sir -- we'll start operating as soon as your check clears.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"He's a whiz kid."

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"I charge by the grain."

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

'Nothing about universal health care?'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

'I'd like a diagnosis of the disease and a prognosis of the bill.'

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'