Hospital Art Admirer Prints

Waiting Room Art at the Heart Hospital

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

Covid vaccines

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

Hospital Visit

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Hospital Finances.

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

An emergency broken heart.

"Sorry it took so long. The nurses and I had a bet to see how long it would take for you to stick your head out the door and say, 'Hello?'"

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

Roy's eyes wander, but not far.

Boy tricking the nurse

Doctors hate being interrupted.

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'Why is it that whenever there's four out of five doctors, you're always the fifth one?'

'You were the only survivor.'

"Hey anesthesiologist! Pay attention!"

Patient decorating hospital room.

"We're discharging you this Thursday. Hopefully, we'll find what's wrong with you before then."

'Since you can't tolerate anesthetics, severall of our personnel will hold you down.'

"Warm, generous, sincere? - Hey, I must be dead."

Entering Maternity ward where the door sign says 'Push, Push, Push'.

Hospital Gown Designers

"It would be sad if he wasn't so damned cute."

'Ready?'

"That's the PFI wing, we thought it was going to be bigger!"

'I'm afraid your body is rejecting the transplant...'