Healthcare Humorous Art Lover Prints

'There's nothing we can do. You've heard of our state flower...you have our state virus.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"I stand corrected."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I don't leave home without it!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Snap out of it.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"I didn't say he's dying from choking. I said he's killing us with his joking."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'